Dietary Supplements

No this is not about Schwarzy and his sad tale of being forced out of Mega-Flex and Veined-Forearm magazines.

This is a tale of office food.

My life currently runs somewhat parallel to that '97 indy-film with Parker Posey, Lisa Kudrow and Toni Collette: Clockwatchers; except I actually enjoy being here.

I went to collect some juice from the kitchen a moment ago, because I was told they had a good supply, which excited me because I found a great cranberry/blueberry antioxidant blend at the store recently and considering the posh office thought it a possibility.

When I arrived at the kitchen, however, and asked eagerly for this age-defying nectar, I was informed of their concept of juice: Hawaiian Punch.